shoot through excuses

I tried to get booked in, honestly, but they wouldn't let me come. Shame, as I'd have been much faster than you if I was there.
My mate can't come to hold my hand. Rest assured I'd have been quick if I was there.
The driver list was full of cunts, which put me off.
We'd have smashed the record, but the track's all booked up for ages. Ultima Sports Ltd - 2008
I went to visit my sister-in-law.
The dates clashed with a late deal holiday.
Nobody would lend me a driving licence to sign in. Gossy
My towcar wouldn't start.
I was having a shit Kimi
I lost my passport.
I'd already arranged to play golf. Nathan
I was still in bed when everyone else was at the track. MarkT
I went for a wank instead.