JJ is our definitive judge of 'Ring laps due to his vast experience of passenger rides round the Nordschleife.

To date Spazzers holds the record with a "Great" which is just two levels down from the ultimate accolade of a "Fucking Great"

He has kindly agreed to offer his opinion on various motors, even yours if you ask nicely.

If you feel his review of your car is wrong or unfair feel free to leave a comment on the page in question, but please remember a couple of things

• he is a 12 year old kid  
• we probably agree with him
• we believe in freedom of speech, so we won't be changing it just because some twat with a shit car throws a hissy fit.  (are you reading this Alfa 156 owners?)