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No Talent Excuses

 

  • "I was on a cooldown lap"
  • "I just don't have the car to show my talent"    -  'Crazy' Dave Coulthard 
  • "I was filming that lap for a DVD"
  • "It's not my car"
  • "It wasn't a mistake"  - Lewis Hamilton
  • "It is my car"
  • "Hi, I'm David Coulthard"
  • "The wife will kill me if I crash it"
  • "I was going for smoothness"
  • "I could not catch you because your line through turn 1 was so strange it confused me and ruined my lap time"  AxisOfOversteer
  • "I used PGR2 to learn the track, but the gradients were all wrong"
  • "My car doesn't have a 6th"
  • "I didn't have the time to walk the track first. Backwards"
  • "I'm doing my sighting lap, FOOL"
  • "I only use 90% throttle"
  • "I've forgotten where my special 3" piece of tarmac is"
  • "Black ice, loads of it, and localised fog, really thick"
  • "It was too wet"
  • "It was too dry"
  • "I was learning the lines"
  • "I'm only good behind a keyboard in reality"
  • "I drove too defensively and didn't listen to my passengers enough"
  • "I post on Scoobynet"
  • "I knew I had to drive home in it"
  • "My wife was with me at the circuit"
  • "I wasn't even trying, FOOL"
  • "PSM Slowed me down"
  • "I don't have PSM"
  • "I ran out of road"
  • "The confidence and ability ratio was out of solar alignment"
  • "I got cramp in my calf in the middle of the lap"
  • "Someone spun in front of me"
  • "I was using the bike lines"
  • "I was using the PGR2 lines"
  • "My scrapeover blew into my eyes"
  • "I post on Evo"
  • "That dangerous straight bit caught me out"
  • "Apart from being off line, too fast, braking too late and turning in too soon, I can't see what I did wrong"  - DocJock
  • "I think the geometry is still messed up as it never used to understeer like that"
  • "I was finding the opposite lock was difficult to wind off due to the lack of harnesses"
  • "Sabine made me miss my apex by tailgating too closely. I had no other choice but to crash to get out of her way."
  • "I was taking the defensive line"  -  Nathan
  • "I crashed because my door fell off"  -  johnfelstead
  • "I hit an oil patch"
  • "When they resurfaced they never repainted the turn-in dot, so I went straight on"
  • "I was winding up the window" -  Nathan
  • "I was driving my mum's shopping car" -  Faz
  • "It's rally style, init" -  Faz
  • "That's what happens when you try to show off" -  Polwutna
  • "I slowed down so you had time to reload your camera" -  Spazzers
  • "I thought we rented the one with traction control" -  Polwutna
  • "My heater control broke" -  CampDavid
  • "I wasn't on cups" -  Nathan
  • "I was on cups" -  Nathan
  • "I opened the door instead of changing gear" -  Polwutna
  • "Everyone needs a selfish lap" - Faz
  • "My socks were wet" - Polwutna
  • "A red Impreza was yipping me up" - Nathan
  • "I was showing my friend round the track and his extra weight made me miss the braking point and go off" - AxisOfOversteer
  • "The MINI and 3 series I let by weren't actually faster than me, just they were space cadets and were driving like assholes to prove they could get by, by the way, it is OK to overtake on the right if you have an inflated sense of self importance" - BossCerbera
  • "I couldn't find the TVR time tunnel"
  • "The steering wheel was too small and fat" -  Manny

  • "A wasp stung me just by my cock as I waited to start" - JON 
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